Thousands of toads are killed on Luing roads every year, they are difficult to avoid whether on foot or in a car.
I came upon a playful toad
I asked what did he see
These few words he told to me
Be wise my friend
But lets not pretend
I am not just any toad
That you met upon this country road
Not wishing to be rude
And least of all considered a prude
I settled down to hear him speak
I was all ears, – for his mystique
But what he said I can’t reveal
As I was squashed by a big car wheel
A sorry tale that left me flat
An image altering squidgy type of format
Now you see said the toad
Just be careful on the road
Help to keep our pathway clear
Just slow down and change a gear
Remember page five of the highway code
It says you must not kill a toad
It doesn't really
(I just made that up)
